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The World's Greatest Driver...
- Traffic cameras snap his pictures, even when he's walking down the street.
- His car once tried to break down but he wouldn't let it.
- He saved 15% on his car insurance in only 5 minutes.
- His car runs on his personality alone.
- He once drove a car cross country on four flat tires... to prove air pressure is just a theory!
- When he drives his car, it helps the ozone layer.
- Man landed on the moon, because he requested a designated driver to get him home..
- The Most Interesting Man in the World fears him.
- He fought the Law... and won.
- He once had the IRS pay his taxes.
